Think you’re a veggie lover just because you eat pizza? Well, surprise — your favorite cheesy slice might just be a fruit salad in disguise!
Let’s break it down:
• That rich tomato sauce? Botanically speaking, it’s a fruit smoothie.
• Love those colorful bell peppers? Yep, fruits.
• Throw in some olives, zucchini, eggplant — all fruits too.
• Even that spicy chili flakes topping? Another fruit!
And yet… people still argue about pineapple on pizza like it’s a crime against humanity.
So let’s get this straight — tomato is a fruit, but pineapple is an insult? The irony is real!
Next time someone says “Fruit doesn’t belong on pizza,” just smile and say:
“Well, you’ve been eating fruit pizza all your life — you just didn’t know it.”
And oh, by the way — that tomato sauce?
Technically, it’s just a savory smoothie poured over baked dough.
Mind = blown.
⸻
No comments:
Post a Comment